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Gershom Bradford Weston, son of shipbuilding tycoon Ezra Weston II (1772-1842) and his wife Jerusha Bradford (1770-1833), who were both direct descendants of six Mayflower pilgrims. Gershom was a large man with reddish hair, weighing about 250 pounds.
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