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{"fact":"Cat paws act as tempetature regulators, shock absorbers, hunting and grooming tools, sensors, and more","length":102}
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{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
{"fact":"Cat families usually play best in even numbers. Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible.","length":111}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"fact":"Cats often overract to unexpected stimuli because of their extremely sensitive nervous system.","length":94}
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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
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