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{"type":"standard","title":"Frank Calvelli","displaytitle":"Frank Calvelli","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q110141555","titles":{"canonical":"Frank_Calvelli","normalized":"Frank Calvelli","display":"Frank Calvelli"},"pageid":69521669,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/35/Frank_Calvelli_%282%29.jpg/330px-Frank_Calvelli_%282%29.jpg","width":320,"height":400},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Frank_Calvelli_%282%29.jpg","width":1638,"height":2048},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282090385","tid":"2ef38df8-0881-11f0-9dcb-750d5e2172a0","timestamp":"2025-03-24T07:25:38Z","description":"American intelligence official","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Calvelli","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Calvelli?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Calvelli?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Frank_Calvelli"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Calvelli","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Frank_Calvelli","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Calvelli?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Frank_Calvelli"}},"extract":"Frank Calvelli is an American intelligence official who had served the assistant secretary of the Air Force for space acquisition and integration (SAF/SQ). He previously served as the principal deputy director of the National Reconnaissance Office from 2012 to 2020. In 2021, he joined Booz Allen Hamilton as senior vice president.","extract_html":"
Frank Calvelli is an American intelligence official who had served the assistant secretary of the Air Force for space acquisition and integration (SAF/SQ). He previously served as the principal deputy director of the National Reconnaissance Office from 2012 to 2020. In 2021, he joined Booz Allen Hamilton as senior vice president.
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